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[Feb. 15th, 2006|06:35 pm] |
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| | Squirt in the tub | ] | Stolen from Mizu
1) Ardda (Vivian Vande Velde story) 2) Roy Mustang (FMA) 3) Hugh Brewster (another VVV story) 4) Edward Elric (FMA) 5) Samara Morgan (Ring) 6) Sara Crewe (Little Princess) 7) Mary Lennox (Secret Garden) 8) Barney the Dinosaur (duh) 9) Tomo Takino (Azumanga Daioh) 10) Jerrassi Windshifter (Element) 11) Killian (Misfortune) 12) Para-Sara (FARSOH)
- Have you ever read a Six /Eleven fic? Do you want to? ...kind beggar girl/malformed evil woman who desires nothing more than to kill a princes. *dies*
- Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Heartless jerk. Looks mean nothing.
- What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Para-Sara/Barney??? BARNEY MPREG? WTFrog?!?!?!
- Can you read any fic(s) about Nine? Yep. Most suck.
- Would Two and Six make a good couple? An unnaturally intelligent little girl whose father was in the military... a colonel wishing for someone to understand him and help him get ahead... whoa! If it weren't for the whole he's thirty-she's ten thing, it'd work out wonderfully!
- Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? Samara/Tomo or Samara/Jerrassi? Um, neither, but if I had to, Samara/Jerrassi. They're both bitter, but Jerrassi's trying to live forever and Samara's trying to kill people.
- What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Rou/Para-Sara? ME LIKEY! 'Course, Mary being only ten, she'd be like, "What are you doing? Why aren't you paying attention to me?"
- Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. Jerrassi meets dead Hugh on the Other Side. He trying to be ressurected to pay for an unfair death, and she trying to live forever, they start to work together and fall in love. Jerrassi does everything in her power to save Hugh, who in turn is glad that at least one attractive woman is brightening his afterlife.
- Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? Deformed-from-birth Ardda, and Barney the Dinosaur? Well, I guess if Barney helps her get a self-esteem by telling her that she's special just the way she is.
- Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve ( hurt/comfort fic.) "Finding a Better Way"
- What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One? Um... Ed finds Ardda, who has wished herself beautiful and blonde according to her special powers and who in turn finds Ed madly attractive and wishes that he would deflower her. So he does.
- Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash? I hope to Sherman not.
- Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? See above answer.
- Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? I did once. Nobody else has ever read the story, though...
- Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? Roy/Ed/Samara. I KNOW Roy/Ed exists, sickening as it is, but Samara... no. Mizu might write it.
- What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? Jerrassi? "WINDFIREWATEREARTH!" Elementalists have such one-track minds.
- If you wrote a song-fic about Eight , which song would you choose? Barney. *forehead smack* "Chain of fools."
- If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be? Ardda/Sara Crewe/Para-Sara. Pedophilism, yuri, AU, and high-pitched noises.
- What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten? Roy to Jerrassi: "Hey. I yearn to end death and repent for the sins of myself and my country. How about you?" Jerrassi: *swoon*
- When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Last time Mizu showed one to me.
- What is Six super-sekrit kink? Hopefully Sara Crewe doesn't have one.
- Would Eleven shag Nine? Killian has no interest in shagging whatsoever, especially not Tomo.
- If Three and Seven get together, who tops? Mary (seven). Hugh would crush her little ten-year-old body.
- "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three ." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it. Ardda and Tomo, then Tomo runs off with Ed, then Ardda gets together with Killian, then takes Samara's advice and loves Hugh. Ew. I'd title it, "DO NOT READ." I should write it. No one who didn't want to suffer brain damage should read it.
- How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? Mary Lennox and Barney the Dinosaur. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! |
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*takes spray can and squrits it into eyes*
...Now, how shall I cleanse my brain?
*laughs at the Tomo/Ed*
Is it wrong that I could see that? | |